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Grand Theft Auto… IRL!

(by Peter)

So the Mrs. and I decided to go do a little aimless driving exploration for dinner.  We ended up eating at a fun Japanese restaurant where they have sake carafes for ONE DOLLAR.

After we finished dinner, I started heading to Federal St. on 72 Ave.  When I got to the intersection, I waited at the red light like a good citizen should.  I notice a guy standing at the corner start to run over to the El Camino stopped next to me.  He started talking to the driver from the passenger side window.

He went back to the corner and didn’t think anything of it since they both seemed to be smiling.  All of a sudden, the mullet-toting driver gets out of his car and heads over to the smiling dude standing at the corner.  It looks harmless and like a regular chat and then…. WHAM!

The mullet-man took a huge swing at the dude and the poor guy’s sunglasses went flying off.  For some reason he was still smiling and giggling, I can only assume he was drunk or high.  The light turned green for me so I left and didn’t get to watch more pain brought forth from super mullet-man.

Comments

  1. i swear…the guy in the corner of the street was a male hooker…no lies.


    Ann
    June 14th, 2008
  2. You find all the good spots!


    Jake
    June 14th, 2008
  3. That’s how we roll down here in the ghetto (I live near 80th and Federal). I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit here, that’s for sure. I haven’t blogged most of it but here are a couple of examples:

    http://blog.bharper.com/content/2005/04/snow-and-other-news-from-the-hood/

    http://blog.bharper.com/content/2005/04/alpine-rose-get-your-smack-on/


    Brandon
    July 4th, 2008

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